This is a disclaimer

For the record, I got sick either from eating something rotten or drinking crappy tap water. Not from drinking alcohol! I am sure projectile diarrhea does not happen from drinking a couple of glasses of wine. Unless it’s crappy wine. But this one came from a bottle from a reputable place. I know I drink a lot, but this time, please send me comforting emails, asking me how I am feeling and if my belly has stopped rumbling... not making fun of my drinking problems... Oops, did I say problem?