Spring in Brooklyn

(in no particular order, subject to edits, applicable to the rest of New York City)

-Sunshine & warm weather
-Leaves & blossoms on trees/grass/flowers
-Achoo, achoo, achoo, sniff… achoo!
-Bye-bye coats/itchy turtlenecks; Hello short shorts!
-Cool new (yet vintage) summer wardrobe to be displayed on Bedford Avenue
-Cool new (yet unkempt-looking) haircut to be displayed on the L train
-Body odor on any subway train
-Tourists
-Bouncy cleavage
-Low-rise jeans & wifebeaters/tanktops
-Beer belly/manboobs/hairy backs (no longer covered up by heavy coats and wooly sweaters, whew!)
-Midriff blubber
-Underwear & thongs
-Barstool and buttcracks (hairy and not)
-Pale legs
-Skinny black jeans
-Mandals & stilettos
-BBQ, backyards & cigarettes
-Mr. Softee/Macarena
-Bikes & dogs
-Frolicking in McCarren park
-General annoying behavior in McCarren park meant to draw gawking from passer-bys
-That Greenpoint smell