Monday, April 24, 2006

California

I think I have a growing obsession with California. It’s completely unfounded and somewhat based on the mythical stories shown on the OC.

Well, partially my obsession also is based on meeting several Californians (Californers?) this past week. Based on my scientific observations of the (somewhat small) representative sample, my impressions of California are:

-California is full of really nice and friendly hippies who like hugging.
-California is full of musicians.
-No one in California seems to have a daily 9-5 behind the desk office job and no one seems to want one.
-There are a lot of burritos in California.
-There are also many road trips that take place throughout California.
-In general, California is a wonderland of ocean, beaches, and mountains.
-Despite sunny weather, men in California seem to wear a lot of wooly hats.

I suppose there was one disappointment represented in the sample size; that is, the proportion of bears to shaved chins was 0 to 3. Although, after producing photographic evidence, one representative used to have a beard. So there is some hope.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

is this a cross-section of homosexual californians you speak of? or hairy homosexuals to hairless heterosexuals? i guess it could be hairless homosexuals with an interest in hairy homosexuals to hairless hetero and/or homosexuals.
Not a very unclear survey.

betty mcboob said...

haha that's funny.

i meant "the proportion of beards to shaved chins."

oh the hilarity!

actually, is there such a thing as a homosexual hippie?